Showing posts with label football. Show all posts
Showing posts with label football. Show all posts

Saturday, April 10, 2010

I lost a match, an election, and a mud fight all in a few days.

And somehow it took me twice as long to blog about it!


Rallying the Troops:

On good friday the legendary and oh so important face off match between the society and the Others took place.

Considering The Society has Won the past 4 years, last year 11-2, it was bound to be a good time. Although this year, we were quaking in our boots a bit. As Malkovich, an interloper between both societies, fond of the drink, and a massive football fan was now in charge of the Others side.

The society,  had Letch. And this time we couldn't call upon any of the over 25 former members releaving their youth like previous matches. So instead The society had to field nothing but it's own people, including myself and a ringer from UCD.

I arrived early at the Gimby and was the only society member in sight for ages. The fear built as i saw the ARMY of other's arrive. A sea of red... Some 18 plus actual players and a team of supporters too.

Soon Nordie 2 and Letch showed up and soon followed by Apollo, this years Auditor. It quickly became apparent that we were short a few players, and even lacking people to cheer us on.

So everyone who was there went into overdrive phoning everyone we could think of to get them to play in the match. Unfortunately this only ended up amassing a team of 10 people, for certain for the match.

So we arrived at the pitch, red army in toe, with only 10 or so players. At the last second just at kick off, Sherminator and Egyptian Paul popped up racing in on Bikes, just in time!

I played for a few minutes but was flat footed and awful. So i ended up on the metaphorical bench and decided to take a few photo's and be a linesman for a while.

Slowly but surely the slaughter grew. Within the first half the score was around 7-0 with a few contested goals.


The society had gained a few more players by this time, With Capone apparently falling asleep on the bus so still missing in action, his arrival later, albeit hilarious didn't make any difference.

The 2nd half was a stronger performance for a few minutes, by some miracle. We didn't let anything in for at least 10 minutes or more, but most of our team were knackered.

Eventually they started to fly in, and despite switching goalies many time's we couldn't stop it.

I myself even let in at least one, maybe even two... It was just impossible in the mud, with no physical skill or co-ordination, or even proper gear.

The final score was 15+ - 0.


The Societies winning streak destroyed. It's pride and players battered emotionally, and in some case's physically.

So we huddled around, claimed a girl Fresher was the Man of the match for being our best Mid-fielder, and then decided to shake hands with the Opposition. But with a slight ploy.


Slaughter in the mud:


The Society did the honourable thing and shook hands with the opposition. But we had a target in our cross-hair's. Why i'm not sure, but we did. It was an american who we'd shouted to have as a sub since the very begining, just because of his nickname. And he probably seem'd like the best target.

We sought him out. The Others were already flinging each other around in the mud and delighted with themselves. The society wanted some kind of act of anything, whether fun, vengence, ignorance or plain stupidity, they were going to get their man.

We all weaved through the crowd shaking hands. Target spotted.

Within seconds of a reached out hand he was pounced upon.


As i flung myself into the breach i just thought of that colloquial adage, "PILE ON" that's usually screamed when people, ye know, Pile on.

In the ensuing mud soaked mass, huddle and seething of pushes, tustle's and groan's we all got very muddy.

And as i rose from the mass as it cleared the target caught me and slapped to large wad's of Mud into my head with both hands with an almighty smack.

Icky, sticky, uncomfertable and sort of sore, it was still worth it.

Although this was the extent of my tustling in the mud, several people continued to drag, push, throw and pin people all over the place.

I composed myself on the side lines, some people changed and we got an Other to help take a team photo, with some difficulty as some of our members were still knee and face deep in the mud. But we got a proud, mucky photo of the Losers in Blue.

Both side's then joined together in a mass huddle and an Overall photo was taken, something which didn't occur last year, mainly because of the 11-0 for the 4th year in a row.

This time i think the victory was far more obvious. The society knew it was beat, and despite cries of "It's a Pyrrhic victory, if we had 1 goal we would have won it on a emotional level", the hatchets were buried.



GET THE HOSE OUT!


So with it all said and done the 2 teams started to pack up.

I had brought a spare change of cloths so with my coat and some well placed shuffling i changed out of my mucky Tracksuit bottoms, and even changed top and t-shirt, as well as shoes. Despite little play i was well prepared to not sully Bus Eireann whenever i headed home.

As the crowd trickled away i asked where everyone was heading. Most of the Society were heading different ways, Home, buses, town etc The other's though had a house near by to go to and even clean up. That and promise of a place to drink and wind down etc, although it being good friday it was BYOB.

So i followed the crowd and joined in.

At the free gaff i queued with the rest of the others as they all waited to get clean. Out back some used a hose, while others waited for the bathroom.

I was relatively clean, with the exception of my face. So i was near the end of the queue.

After the passing  underwear, wet cloths and freshly cleaned bodies of several people passing me over about 20 minutes i was informed the sink was actually free and separate in the Toilet so i popped in and washed my face.

As i washed someone else joined me at the sink and also started to clean while i was almost finished, so i had to hover my hands over the open toilet bowl while i ringed my hands to the full extent of my Nursing training.



TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM:

Letch and our man of the match had also joined the mass at the house, but after a while i was the last Society only representative left. But the "craic" was good, and i was having fun laughing at several random stories and with and at all the company so i stayed.

In fact i was there a good while. And i enjoyed it a lot. A fresh reprieve from the slightly more serious talk that you get several times when around Society people. The others were almost from another world, ye know, actually acting like young people and not overtly Intellectual or constantly arguing. Free spirits if you will.

For the most part i just sat and laughed along with all that was happening, rarely pipping up much. After all i knew all of 4 or 5 names of the people around me and couldn't think of much to say. But i was comfortable enough and having fun. Although my rash was visible and it bugged me a lot, so much so i took an emergency extra tablet just to make sure it went away, and didn't bother me to much.


By the evening we ended up playing I never, or in this strange Hiberno-English version, Never have i ever, ye know, for the unintentional grammar nazi's that the Irish language make's us.

This is of course, a drinking game. But i took a glass of water, wasn't unwinding that much, and there wasn't a communal supply going anyway.

A lot of hilarious stories came out, all private of course, so no scandal i'm afraid. But my answers are perflectly admissable.

Never have i ever been involved in sexual act on public transport. Drink.
Never Have i ever had a threesome. Drink.

Someone noticed this and jokingly called me a "Sexual Deviant" in a sort of surprised slagging i guess.

To which my instant response was, strangely and honestly, "Different Continents."

I enjoyed my time, but by 9 i had to leave to get a bus. I wasn't sure what schedual the buses were running on so i had to make my exit.

And by pure luck i got on the bus within a minute of it's departure.


ON THE BENCH:

On tuesday was the election for the society.

I ran last year, and that was chronicled in several posts (which i should link to at some stage).

I voted pretty early after a brief spell in an internet cafe.

I ate Mc D's for lunch, far more expensive than Burger King, bad choice. But i ate slowly, layer by layer of my Big Mac as i watched music video's on the plasma's upstairs.

I kept popping up to the pav to see the drinking voters, but no one was around. That is if i would even recognise my competition, mainly newbie's.

I popped into the national gallery for a while and then back to campus.

Finaly Lenn and Capone were there drinking away with cheap can's of Bevaria, oh memories.

The one armed man joined us. As he sat down i prepared my 750 mil bottle of Pepsi i had been drinking all morning and started to pour the Jameson Whisky i had swipped from the Cloak room's upper shelf. I'd say i added about 100ml to what was left of the pepsi.



Then Nordie 2 and some of the Freshed faced younglings.

Then the new Auditor elect, Joker.

Ming eventually joined us and the storries and laughter lasted a few hours before the count.

Before we all left the Whiskey started to hit me. My face had become pretty numb, it felt like it was drooping. I was a bit dizzy and sort of tingly. And everything was even easier to laugh at. Faster and stronger than any other drunk i had ever been. And even slightly more fun than the downer i get from beer or beer equivilant alco-pops.


The count was just as devastating as i remember. And Ming didn't get elected. I had a long wait for my result.

Several long counts later, i still had all of 3 votes.

And then that was it, i was "eliminated" for not having enough votes. I guess not being around all year, being in another continent etc kind of acted against me.


I shook hands, met the new committee. But it was just as devastating as before. But if i am returning to nursing, as i fully intend to unless some Monetary miracle allows me to do a film course, i will use the Society as a massive social safety net next year. For sanity's sake i'll have to. I'll also get more involved with The Others, as i think they're a bit more my kind of people than i ever realised.


As for the summer, working hopefully. And of course, my student/amateur film...


Until the next time i do something note worthy.. Ciao.






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Saturday, April 11, 2009

Payback get's all the bad press, Circumstance is the real bitch!

Ah yes i return for yet another blog. I like writing blogs. Not only for an internet diary and retrospective and reflective look of recent event's but also to vent opinion on a few choice subject's whenever i feel like it.


Now for this one i'll cover a few things, the society's victory over the OTHERS of course, but also New York and why it makes great destruction porn, circumstance, photography/social networking and maybe a few other small tid bits here and there and my newish feature of embedded youtube clips.



We are the champions...:


Our winning team:

From Blogging




Yes we did it again. Okay so speak's wise we haven't done too well this year versus the OTHERS in debating, i'm taking this from other people's comments as i'm not THAT in the loop, but at least we can beat them at football...

Apparently this is either the 3rd or 4th year in a row that we have Trounced them at the beautiful game. Now it's not so beautiful when a society of hippies/free thinkers/homosexuals/gender bandits and alcoholics face up to faux -intellectual wannabe alcoholic snobs who have a far large team and even bigger audience, but it was still good craic. Now i end up being the linesman/photographer but i didn't mind. I had good fun, pointed my judging call's like i was in rugby(like i know the differences) and snapped most of my pictures in the first half, i still had fun. And the Muffin with icecream in supermacs after words was worth the trek!

I'll set the seen up again somewhat. Departing from Protestantville at the heart of our fair city, a campus invaded by tourists and seeming as busy as if it were a normal college day, but no it was good friday and the livers of students were resting a mere few hours before multiple free gafs. 2 societies set off to settle old rivalry's and to have a bit of healthy fun in a southside park. Taking the bus up the dualer we then walked up hills in windy estates to the stillorgan stepps, no seriously they were like steps in a mountain range, hill, flat, hill, flat. Then with a pitch viewing the whole of the city with The posh head and the smoke stacks in full view we began the battle royale. The result, 9-2 with even Percy the Stonecutter chief getting a goal in.

Supermacks and circumstance:

So after that there was a lot of walking back down hill to the dualer to go into town. We were persuaded of a supermacs near by but alas there was none. But we forge on and took over the upper deck of a bus to rest our tired out moxy and support, and of course more rest for the people who actually played. A little bit of disent led to people parting way's on Dame street but the rest of us forged on to Sackville street and had ourselves a belated lunch of fast food and patriotism. After that the group widdled down again and i was left with Dona trying to encourage her to come to the free gaff that was on that night. Alas my efforts were fruitless. I then wasted my 2nd pair of batteries sitting in the computer huts, at a cooking 55%+ humidity and 23+ celsius, despite it only being clear skies and 8 outside, fucking radiators. I in all my technosavy nature and wisdom couldn't get my photo's to go onto college computers and onward to facebook. It was pointless, i then crashed a computer... I also tried to find out the "jack" from Gammaman and DS and planed to spruce myself up in a train station bathroom before heading to the partay. Unfortunatly as i left the huts to get ready, DS claimed he couldn't go, which meant i lost my crashpad and means of additional taxi fare. Then i waited in Amiens street station for gammaman to confirm he was okay with the new arrangements that didn't involve me, at the same time as Chatting further to dona, canceling a request for batteries and being considerate to the host of the party. God i love my new phone! So i went onward home. Circumstance really was a big bitch!

Photograph's:

Right this pissed me off to no end, and eventually poved i was wasting my time. To upload my pictures i had to do all of the following.

Waste 4 pairs of incorrect batteries figuring out i was doing it all wrongly.
Swith the SD card from my good camera to my cheap one.
Repeat connection to computer.
Upload to google picassa 3.
Crop and delete pictures.
Fail to upload picture's to facebook.
Use Irfanview to decrease the pixel's of all the picures from 4000 x 3000 to 800 x600 to save space in the upload to facebook.
Save and back up the crop and editing changes to the pictures.
Upload them again to facebook.
Upon uploading them discover the last upload actually worked.
Delete 40+ photo's in their larger un-cropped state.
Then bitch about it in a status update.
Then delete 93 notifications of tag's of people in the photo's from my email inbox because someone got far to click happy.
Then i made 2 de-motivational poster's of funny scene's from the match.


All in all i spent FAR to long on those photos! And yet i had good fun while there, spent good time with friends and yet said very little and was the most inept and pointless linesman ever. And to think i wanted to take the photo's for the partay? What was i getting myself into?


New York, New york, so good they destroyed it a dozen time's over!:

From Blogging


New York. Almost everyone in the world has heard of this wonderful city. We all know a few of it's landmarks. It's a beautiful multi-cultural, multi-ethnic melting pot of american that we all love and easily recognise. It is also the biggest victim of hollywood special effect's budgets!

Thanks to the ever reliable wikipedia i will give you the list of films that destroy new york, and add a few notes to a the odd one i actually know:


Deluge (1933) Earlies example, big flood/earthquake, scary for the time.
When Worlds Collide (1951) A nice matte painting of flooded new york at end.
Invasion U.S.A. (1952)
The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (1953)
Earth vs. the Flying Saucers (1956)
20 Million Miles to Earth (1957)
The World, the Flesh and the Devil (1959)
Crack in the World (1965)
Destroy All Monsters (1968)
Planet of the Apes (1968)"Damn you maniacs, you blew it up, damn you all to hell!"
Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)"It survices, but the mutants worship a bomb!"
The Human Tornado (1971)
Meteor (1979)"awful film!"
Escape from New York (1981)"It's a big prison and a classic film"
Q (1982)
2019, After the Fall of New York (1983)
Graveyard Shift (1987)
Solar Crisis (1990)
Daylight (1995)"Actually just a fictional tunnel, but new york nonetheless)
Independence Day (1996)(empire states building as epicentre of alien attack)
The Postman (1997)
Deep Impact (1998)"Massive flood, tallest but not best"
Godzilla (1998)"zilla reeks havoc downtown."
Armageddon (1998)"michael bay spares no expense in destruction"
End of Days (1999)"the devil going biblical on it's ass!"
Aftershock: Earthquake in New York (1999)
A.I.: Artificial Intelligence (2001)"Under water new york surprisingly intact,even in ice?"
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)"New york and new new york both goners!"
The Time Machine (2002)"The moon splits in two!"
The Day After Tomorrow (2004)"Best flood sequence involving new york goes to!"
Godzilla Final Wars (2004)"Godzilla beats all his enemies even zilla in a time travel battle royale!"
Category 7: The End of the World (2004)
War of the Worlds (2005)"Actually brooklynn but new york bites it off camera too"
10.5: Apocalypse (2005)
Disaster Zone: Volcano in New York (2006)
Resident Evil Extinction (2007)
I Am Legend (2007)
Cloverfield (2008)"big monster comes to play"
Wall-E (2008)"it's full of trash, what's new?"
Disaster Movie (2008)
The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008)"you're joking right?"
Watchmen (2009)"9/11 times 1985!"
Knowing (2009)"sunburst that seem's to defy earths rotation runs up new york"
Transformers 2: Revenge of the fallen. (in the trailer you see michael bay going Armageddon on new york and paris but using decepticons.)
2012 (2009)

And i'm sure both King Kong's count?

Now that is A LOT of films! But they all do it reasonably well and very disturbingly after 9/11. Watchmen deserve's a nod for upping the ante even more so than was originally in the graphic novel. And the image's of a Veidt funded ground zero working faster the real one was also very disturbing!

Other cities destroyed several times or threatened with attack:

Paris (micahel bay love's doing it!)
London (war of the worlds(book), many a dr who episode..)
San Francisco (a real earthquake, x-men 3, the core,Star trek iv:the voyage home, Star trek deep space 9 (breen attack), Star Trek(2009))
Tokyo (godzilla's many classic films)


Sydney, Hong Kong, and Los Angeles also have had a few knocks in cinematic history.

Oddly no Dublin as of yet, although Micheal Collin's and an episode of Indiana Jone's being set during the rising kind of cover that from a historical point of view, not much fiction though.


Destroyed new york image:
From Blogging


The Onion poigniant article of the blog:

Click to read:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/gated_community_interviews?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Just imagine if such things were true. If Drug dealing was a ligitimite business the state could make a fortune in taxes! Like those drug hawls the gaurds keep making, several million to several hundred million at a time. Imaging how many schools or hospital's could benifit if we sold those drugs on at a taxed inflated price? We as a state could be loaded! It makes economic and no morale sense, and is just hilarious and also a brilliant idea.




Video of the blog: Ce Jeu by Yelle; An amazingly happy song that i can't understand:


Well until the next time i do something or think of something to say. Tuddles.