Oh what an odd week that this is. The cold, the fracking cold! I know its winter, but dear speheghetti monster its cold! Climate change, changing every fracking week! Frost everymorning instead of the good frost at night on itv3, SHAME! That and AGA toast every morning, i know we have loads of cereal, and aga toast is great, but damn is it really neccissary to have that quick of a breakfast every day? It cooks in like 30 seconds on the hot ring, no toaster can boast-er that!
Fan vs Excriment, the eternal battle:
So, eh, i guess i should probably mention the whole getting in trouble thingy. Well, i didnt, of sorts. Had to have a meeting. And basically my mental problems and dissatifaction, and depression and other d words helped me get off slightly lightly. Now i dont really mean it as getting off. Its more, i have a lot of problems and need to seek help. Otherwise ill find the course difficult and fail again. Which is very true. My study is minimal to non-existant. My extra-curricular study for placement, as always, is non existant. Infact at this very moment i should be working on my portfollio. I have done the initial work, finding research based articles, but other than that, im lazy TE fuck!
Ross-ing it up:
{ In honor of recently reading the bible too the south side, i will talk about my current placement in a slightly Dort speak manner...}
So this week im in out-patients roysh, and its pretty focking boring to say the least. Lioke im there for five days, and lioke in a different place each day, its mental. The nurse's im with arent half bad though, not a bad boat on any of them. Now on lioke the first day i was in the deep end, stoma's. There like so rank. But being a guy i was lioke so not fazed by it. These folks were like involountarily shitting into lioke these bags hanging on their sides. If i hadnt seen it before id be lioke OMFG thats just wrong. But knowing the work house and the Fat ma's area that it is you see a lot of wierd shit, and this really was wierd shit! But lioke the first morning was grand, i was with this hot one, sort of lioke your a-typical mucker, orange but seemingly normal. The rest of the days have been pretty boring lioke, sitting with doctors just trying not to fall asleep infront of patients. Its so boring, lioke fock, id rather wipe arse's and change beds than sit there lioke? Then today roysh, today i was in the lioke the breast care clinic. Focking bricking it in me head lioke. The idea of lioke following a bird and lioke finding out if she's got lioke the big C? But it was grand. I just went where they told me and within minutes the doctor had me lioke feeling someones chest, and there was lioke huge lumps in there. But i followed her through all the different tests and even from the get go they were like, no these are cists, lioke, full of fluid? And then at the end they lioke stuck a needle in and pulled it all out? If i was a girl, or lioke, not a nurse, id be lioke wtf. But ive watched enough of Meredith to know that true medicine is lioke that wrong and cool all at the same time. After that i lioke spent the whole of 30 minutes chattin too the mukker about the southside and what a small world it is. She like knew my old road in Rathgar, and lioke knew the deputy headboy in my year. Its was lioke OMG NO WAY! After that roysh it was just lioke more chatting and lioke bitching about uggs, ugly but comfertable, but so overexposed. Sort of lioke Jordan. Ya know, overexposed, great to be in but like uncomfertable to look at?
Porky's and crying fowl, with food puns too!
Is it just me or is this whole recall thing a bit fishy? Turkey, chicken and fish sales have rocketed while pork sits in limbo waiting for the all clear it recieved today? I can understand the delay in slaughter, who's standards are laughable, but clearing the shelves was fruitless. We've been eating a minor percentage of a minute risk for 3 months or more. We're not going to all get cancer. Its an improbability! Now we've f'd over more farmers and this country's reputation for what? I can smell something really off about it. Our fisheries were fucked over so the french and spanish could keep fishing OUR fish into extinction. And now we just shot ourselves in the foot and sacraficed our entire pig industry! The irish love their pork. In times of recession we all want a fry. But if we cant fry pork, lets make some nice crackling out of Brain Cowen and his bloated mooching possy! They've been eating up irelands money like pigs for 20 years, its time we stop them!
The Mellow Trick road:
So these weekend im off too the land of Oz. Or as i prefare to say Aus! Im going there for my big sisters wedding and im there for over a month. So should be great. For one thing it will probably stop me being sad this xmas, winter gets to me. Ive done some crazy shit at christmas, well, pathetic, or whatever the insult version of the word pathetic is. But this year im off for my sisters happy time so it should be great. The sun will do me good and i guess theres little bad i can say about it. Although the flights are awkward. Blackpool, Mini-Dubai, Capital of Australia then short hop to Molborrough. (Dublin, Abu Dabi, Sydney, Melbourne:P)
Will probably keep up my blog-age Oz-side, but my newest blog wont get many more entries. That being "The Learnt Curve". Just my older diaries posted for referance, Ie past history of my psychi and experiance's. Anyhoo, blatant self sell aside. I will enjoy myself. And await my future options eagerly. Bring on exams, in febuary. But also bring on Daisy. Now that is potential to wait for!
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